Goddamnit, I HATE Pittsburgh drivers. I would take an asshole New York or New Jersey driver over a Pittsburgh driver any day. Where as the aforementioned a-hole drivers are one end of the bad driver spectrum (the a-hole side!), Pittsburgh drivers are the opposite extreme. While they are probably less likely to pull out a gun and kill you, Pittsburgh drivers are equally, if not more annoying. They have to be the most passive, non-committal drivers I’ve ever seen.
How many times have you had some old snow top in front of you, who upon seeing a traffic light directly in front of them turn yellow, resign themselves to waiting the 14 minutes until the light will then turn green again? At which time, they sit at the light while the nerve impulse slowly travels from their old brain to their old foot to slowly press down, ever so slightly on the gas.
Don’t even get me started on the goddamn tunnels, now THERE is a Pittsburgh idiosyncrasy that I cannot STAND! You assholes drive through them EVERY DAY! They won’t collapse if you go over 45mph, I swear, I do it all the time! These people would shit themselves in a state like, Colorado, for example, where not only do people maintain their speed through the tunnels *gasp!*, but they can PASS too!
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