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Saturday, January 30, 2010

The Solution to Our Problem

Trust me, I am as pissed as anyone about the other night's smackdown handed out by the Sens. Everybody is screaming for a winger for Crosby. The new hot new candidate is Ray Whitney. Screw that. I want Brind'Amour.

There is clearly not enough nasal talent on this team. We used to have one of the most unfortunate noses in the National Hockey League.


Then we traded him for somebody else…

Now all we have is TK, a monster of a schnoz to be sure, but clearly not enough of a presence to carry the team. Here's what we do, Guerin goes to Atlanta for Colby (women, try and keep your panties dry), and Staal and his average nose goes to Carolina to play with his brother (The Staal's are brothers) and we get Brind'Amour in exchange.

The Steel City Line, please. The Century Line; bush league. Give me the Nose Line.






Let's Go Pens!

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